The Odd Page

Could Be Meatloaf

I’m going to start using this page to celebrate some of the better parts from the spam email that floods my inbox at work. I realize everyone with email gets them, and that some of which I’ll add to this page may be sitting in your own email box as you read this. But you have to admit, some of it is rather funny. Thus, this page, which begins with:

 

All from the same message, 02/04/08:

* Anti-depressnats

- We shipping worldwide

Fill your life with colors of fun!

 

Here’s one from 02/07/08:

Your incredible new huge love-stick!

 

excerpts from a message from bone lee on 2/12/08:
 
I gave my letter to agency and they have told that my letter will be send to man in North America!!!!
I want to arrive to North America and I have good chance for this.
 
Ok. My name is Oksana.
 
I want to create family and to live in your country because the government to care about people.
 
I'm cheerful woman who like to go for sports and do all what like are usual peoples.
 
It will be great if you can meet me and we can to have relations with you. I'm
understand that it very strange, but probably it's desteny for you and me.

 

2/14/08:

Forget about moderate to sever pain!
 
(Personally, I would love to sever my pain with moderate.)